Clean Version:

https://adrianelliscomposer.com/mp3s/Xmas_12/Christmas%20in%20Bohemia%20%28Clean%29.mp3

Version with a swearword in it (better):

https://adrianelliscomposer.com/mp3s/Xmas_12/Christmas%20in%20Bohemia%20%28Dirty%29.mp3

Lyrics for handy sing-along:

Window shopping at Christmas time
Looking at all the things that we can’t buy
We ain’t got much, we’ll have to count the thought
But we got something, baby, that can’t be bought

I’ll be your present baby, I’ll give myself to you
Batteries included and I’m eco-friendly too
You can wrap yourself all pretty, I couldn’t ask for more
So when Christmas comes we’ll both have presents we adore

Our bank account is empty, the economy is f–ked
The heat and water got turned off, looks like we’re out of luck
We got not jobs to speak of so we won’t be getting paid
Good thing for us honey, they best presents are homemade

I’ll be your present baby, I’ll give myself to you
Even though I’m slightly damaged and an older model, too
You can wrap yourself all pretty, I couldn’t ask for more
So when Christmas comes we’ll both have presents we adore

What matters is the glowing in our hearts
not the burning smell that’s the balance on our credit cards

I’ll be your present baby, I’ll give myself to you
I wasn’t made in China and come pre-assembled, too
You can wrap yourself all pretty, I couldn’t ask for more
So when Christmas comes we’ll both have presents we adore
Yea, when Christmas comes we’ll both have presents we adore

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Back-up vocals: Ashley Miranda, Michael McGuffin, Jack Wiktor

Drums and vocals recorded at Cadence Music Community by Jack Wiktor

Lyrics and Music by Adrian Ellis, Copyright 2012